Responce to a troll

Started by Grendeel, January 24, 2009, 04:58:53 PM

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Grendeel

I thought this was mildly funny.   Seems like a good way to respond to trolling:

KIRK:  Sulu, slow at the conn.  We need to investigate this anomaly.

SULU:  Aye, Cap'n.

KIRK: I'm not sure we've seen anything like this.  Uhuru?

UHURU: No communication in any recognizable Federation language.  Attempts at constructive dialog continue to go unanswered.

KIRK:  Is it friendly?  Hostile?

CHEKOV:  Cappen, it disn't seem to have any internal coherence.

KIRK: What do we do here?  Bones?

McCOY:  Dammit, captain, I'm a doctor, not a linguist!  Blast by the whole thing.

CHEKOV:  Running relevance scan, captain.  I'm getting nothing.

KIRK:  Nothing?  As in zero relevance?  Scotty, are these readings right?

SCOTTY: I tell ya cap'n, her sensors are workin' as fine as I can make 'em.

KIRK:  Curious.  Most curious.

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KIRK:  Captain's Log.  Encountered a baffling object today.  It lacked internal coherence and did not offer any recognizable attempt to communicate.  Scotty swears that the sensors are accurately reading this...phenomenon.  We have absolutely zero relevance across the sensor board, and most of the crew evinces that we are wasting our time investigating something with so little to offer.  Spock merely calls the whole business "without a shred of logic".