I don't see one of those up here. If you don't know how this works GTFO my internets.
Once in Karazhan
- late at night -
I got l3wtz
]:D
Then had dinner
before I went
to Disney World
where I met
some Goofy guy
with a humongous
crush on mudkipz
I asked why
did that fly
He told how
but I still
don't know why!
So I went
on Splash Mountain
but I fell
on my arse
My trousers fell
into shadow's arms
Then we beat
Mickey with canes,
Black, blue and
red all over!!! :One_eye_ghost:
Mickey asked "Why?!?!"
I said 'cuz'
Disney is evil
and breed hornets
with microchip implants
and "lay-zzzer" vision
who's only purpose
is attacking tourists
Who eat cheese
and drink seltzer.
from their fancy
green Lincoln Continental
With 24 inch
cockroaches in the
sheets with me :pumpk9:
Sad to say,
Wheres the beer
root beer is
in the room
beside the sasquatch
eating beef jerky
with his mom.
just like me 8)
before I shaved
my tiny little
Soul-patched chin
I asked him
where he got
the big fat
Tree kangaroo perched
up above the
canopy of computers
(idk lol :One_eye_ghost:)
I saw a
ragingly hormonal alligator (ftw!)
Who sang sporadically
about juxtaposed morality
and the smelly
feet of a
tone-deaf rhino.
The raging rhinocerous
forgetting its name,
smoothing it's dainty
hair with aplomb,
and royal gelatin
-covered left nostril,
spoke to me
Never trust katz
who often bear
a fondness for
chocolate covered toads
to put in
the arrow of
strong bad and
yummy cookies that
explode on contact.
and they also
given the time,
will resort to
eating green slimy
posters on a
road to nowhere
bound for trouble
in a double
decker bus. He
was half blind
(or just pretends)
Like his wife
and your mom
the psychotic harpy
who often feeds
on dead boomkins
Meanwhile, back to
watching chuck norris
with Mankrik's wife
in the scullery.
Suddenly thunder roared
across the valley
a huge telephone
bill just came
and landed on
my head. I
thought it strange
that a chipmunk
was so big
that it would
(make the chipmunk kill something for the love of God...:P)
decapitate an elephant
(there ya go, Buz! ;D)
with his mind
-numbing heat vision!
that doesn't work.
Quoth the elephant,
Nevermore? Or until
My ears ring
back to chipmunks
and French fries.
The rabid Lama's
spit is radioactive
and has the
longest distance ever!
Its close proximity
soiled my pants
and caused my
eyes to water.
To my surprise
although the stench
knocked me down
onto my arse
the resulting ability
allowed me to
focus my rage
. Drawing my pistol
I carefully examined
the very small
bullet hole in
the chipmunk's forehead
that was dripping
with severe nuclear
(Hey Threl likes chipmunks too!)
advanced gum disease
(Well Buz, the ol' chipmunk made an appearence so I thought I'd keep him in the story. ;D)
. Ultimately resulting in
his complete inability
to report his
disability to Mathers
, his Swedish butler.
The butler's brother
Jeeves took his
rather large rectangular
fully loaded suitcase
from the pantry
he got twinkies
and special brownies
from the interior.
Meanwhile deranged wombats
ate their way
through the Pentagon
pausing only to
sneak a peak
into the room
in which Cheney
kept his shotgun.
They also noticed
his very big
walking stick which
actually was a
robot in disguise
. Due to this,
everyone looked at
the grandfather clock,
which struck noon
. Meanwhile the chipmunk
, mad with rabies,
went into Umbrella
and prepared to
release the deadly
toe-weasel legions!
The ensuing slaughter
turned Kool-Aid red
,making it unbearable
for the multitude
of duckbilled platypuses
to drink Tobasco.
Out of the darkness
(ya, I cheated :P)
rolled forth a
great ornate bazooka
on top of
Empire State Building
-shaped buttermilk pancake.
It was worth
jars of dirt
to the badger
who serenely detonated.
His remains were
very unhappy with
the status quo,
,therefore making it
difficult for others
to break into
the dark cell
in which he
found himself shackled.
Upon hearing that
Bloodweasel will execute
1500 captured ferrets
he called thrall :p
to FROSTSHOCK the
the head penquin
ending his reign.
Damn aren't penguins immune to cold?! :P
With aplomb aplenty,
Alliteration ftw! ^_^
previously plentiful platypuses
breaking free of
outstanding outside observation ;)
carefully, connivingly convinced
nine nocturnal ninjas
to steal the
fierce flaming flamberge.
Why is the
Chicken noodle soop
filled with murlock
stew? Seeing as
slighted single strikers
were plotting to
overthrow others' organizations,
huge Black Arks
and aardvarkian adventurers
advocated armarillo avacados (go go fifth-grade spanish!)
to terrible translators
desperately destroying demons
in improbable inlets
by the masses
takeing then down
with swords flying
and additional armies
bringing holiday cheer
and self-propelled artillery.
I flew into
a google of
left-legged lobsters
and av addicts.
The horror of
my current situation
pales in comparison
to tragic toilet
with parasitic guppies.
Guppies, gutted gallantly,
fried in cornmeal
make malodorous medleys
surprisingly superbly seasoned
with worthy worchestire
and aggressive anchovies.
Simply smiling sweetly,
we wickedly waited
for another player.
Looking over the
mountain, i seen
more parasitic guppies :D
and flaming mudkips!
dancing in sync
just like at
the bar last
night after midnight.
All of a sudden,
i let out
a lethargic yawn
and glanced over
and saw a
rabid mudkip heading
straight at me!
I started to
take off my
wizard hat and >.>
pull from it...
a very large
, shiney name plate
nailed to the
side of the
a white rabbit. :ebunny:
The rabbit jumps
, gracefully dodging vindictive
foxes that bite
bile-belching behemoths
only to have..
a man take
them to a
a circus near
a pile of
midgets. He said,
"Where is the
beef"? Then he
yelled at the
cheese-chomping contractor
repeating riddles relentlessly
in need of
ending eternal echoing.
Then without warning,
he jumped on
top of the
listing, long-legged
freaky people need
to have the
story explained to
them so they
understand the concept.
Otherwise, they go
crazy and do
(hehe reserecting old post :D)
some wierd stuff
involving flying squirrels
and stuffed penguins
smothered in gravy
. Furthermore, it was
the clowns that
peevishly squinted across
the wide open
peach tree orchard
, With trees that
grew some gigantic
ripe red apples
with party hats
that sang opera
only on Saturday
evenings, and in
the mist of
Celine Dion. After
running with lemmings
they jumped off
a waterfall to
rescue a big
extended musical number
that ended with
extravagant dancing penguins
making delicious pancakes
. However, the syrup
was made of
a fir tree
that had HUGE.......
lungs growing around :P
. "Ewww" they exclaimed!
as they ran
past the singularity
gasping in amazement =O
Before Spaghettification ensued.
Again little Timmy
cried out "Halp!"
from the falling
propelled by flatulence
towards a flaming
arrow at nightfall
with an apple
on the point.
Meanwhile, in a
shady downtown hotel,
i find a
man and a
stressed-out opossum.
eating peanut butter
, the opossum said,
this peanut butter
tastes like pudding
the man puked
up a truck
with a dog
holding his hair
Just incase he ...
forgot his name
Later on he ...
felt sick again
so he drove
to the hospital
. When the doctor
said to him ...
eat mor chikin
and Baked Beans ...
he laughed and
decided to leave ...