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Title: PULP FICTION, AS WRITTEN BY SHAKESPEARE
Post by: Drygioni on April 19, 2008, 06:59:11 AM



ACT I SCENE 2. A road, morning. Enter a carriage, with JULES and VINCENT, murderers.

Jules: And know'st thou what the French name cottage pie?
Vincent: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue?
Jules: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike are strange to ours, with their own history: Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house.
Vincent: What say they then, pray tell?
Jules: Hachis Parmentier.
Vincent: Hachis Parmentier! What name they cream?
Jules: Cream is but cream, only they say 'le crème'.
Vincent: What do they name black pudding?
Jules: I know not; I visited no inn it could be bought.
Title: Re: PULP FICTION, AS WRITTEN BY SHAKESPEARE
Post by: Nasanna on April 19, 2008, 07:47:48 AM
I like it  :D
Title: Re: PULP FICTION, AS WRITTEN BY SHAKESPEARE
Post by: un4 on April 19, 2008, 09:40:28 AM
Rofl - keep it coming!
Title: Re: PULP FICTION, AS WRITTEN BY SHAKESPEARE
Post by: Tanc on April 19, 2008, 10:24:53 AM
sweet
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