Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange, or sky blue.
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
If a man's fl is down, that's his porblem, you didn't see anything.
Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. however complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. EVER! Issue closed.
hope u guyz like it
Nix the manthongs too...
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hehe nice ;D
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