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Stuart man claims five women - four wearing suspenders without shirts or bras - robbed him
STUART â€" Deputies are searching for a group of women last seen wearing suspenders without bras or shirts on underneath them who robbed an 18-year-old on his way to work, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report.
Olmer Morales of the 5300 block of Southeast Driftwood Avenue was riding his bike to work early Saturday morning when a heavy-set blonde haired woman wearing a white long sleeved shirt and overalls stopped him and grabbed the handle bars to his bike on the corner of Southeast Ebbtide Avenue and Southeast Salerno Street, according to the report.
Once the woman stopped him, four thin blonde haired women wearing overalls with no shirts and no bras surrounded him and stole the $100 in his back pocket, Morales told deputies according to the report.
Morales told deputies he has seen one of the thin blondes before walking up and down Southeast Driftwood Street. Authorities searched the area but didn’t find any of the suspects, according to the report.
So... am I the only one who read that and immediately flashed on Monty Python's Lumberjack Song? :One_eye_ghost:
"In suspenders ann'er bra?!"
In the right setting that is called a strip club and one just hands over the money...