I've been doing a lot of driving at work today and started forming various Haiku poems in my head to keep myself occupied. I think it's time for a Warcraft Character/Class Haiku thread! I searched and found some past poetry threads but thought I'd create a new one of just Haiku. Feel free to make them about other people's toons as well :) I'll start...
Here's my Desmonde Haiku:
Eyes Glow like Twilight
More diseases than Paris
Least I'm not gross bear
i wrote a bunch back in the day...enjoy =)
http://forum.twilightonalex.com/index.php?topic=5503.0
1) Wait - what did you say?
There is no CREAMER in here?
Office life is tough.
2) Stab Stab Stab Squeal Stab
Stupid gnome rogues are funny!
...Where did my health go?
3) Dual spec is so cool!
Now, Airplay can fail as BOTH
tank AND DPS!
4) Wow that really stinks...
Im glad i sit by myself!
...and here comes my boss.
I smack your face in
Just try to run if you can
Stop kiting me plz
Huge horns like a moose
My massive feet, so elite
Moonfire, moonfire, dance
4)
Damn hunter just rolled
on Journey's End - just you watch
as I steal Black Ice!
5)
Frost presence is on -
now that DK pulled aggro -
enjoy the floor son.
LOLs!!!
A long time ago
I remember a warlock
who failed at bridges
Crusader Aura...
Prot Pally...Stealth AFK...
Wonder who this is...
We're coming for you
Malygos will die tonight
Twilight FTW!!!
Hey man, what is up?
Can I has arena team?
Sorry, got DK.
That last match was pain
And where did mortal strike go?
Talent point reset
I just saw a bear
I was walking through the woods
Damnit! That's not Arc :(
"Click Elune's Tear now."
Should I do it right away?
Oh ****, the ground's close!
Mana bomb debuff?
Gonna move close to Shadow.
She'll know what to do.
O crap! I killed her.
Hurry, unplug my system.
I'll claim I DC'd.
One fine day, I'm sure,
We'll kill the last boss of WoW,
And he'll drop Gruul's shield.
military wing
time for some huge damage guys!
oh crap, whirlwind kills