Dear Michael Bay:
Kill yourself!!!!! I want my three hours and $8.75 back. I would rather be raped by trolls then sit through that horrible excuse that you call a movie again. Hey an explosion would work here, maybe another, ohhh lets add a sappy love plot a third of the way through the movie! Sounds great to me!!!!!!!!! Stick to making Pearl Harbor 2: The Search for Ben Affleck's Career. But make sure it has great explosions and all that :dogdoo:! Ohhh and overtly racist and sexist jokes should make all the 10 year olds laugh. Just kill yourself, or maybe get George Lucas and Spielberg together and have a mass suicide so all of you can stop ruining staple entertainment from my childhood. I will cry myself to sleep for the next week because the image of you SkullF*&^%$# Optimus Prime is now seared into my cerebral cortex. I hate you, die.
K Thnx,
Zylax
lol, it was bad >:(, but it wasn't thaaaaaaaat bad :P
exactly like that! :-[
Roger Ebert's review of Transformers 2 is hilarious.
heres just a bit of it...
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together."
I honestly dont see why you think it was so bad ???
Personally I never saw it, heh. Never saw the first one either. No real desire to see either either. Perhaps because Im a woman and never got into the whole transformers thing as a kid. Strangely enough tho I am a trek fan which doesnt match up. haha. I just noticed a lot of similarity in the rant to the south park episodes complaining about the Indy stuff, hehe.
yeah the similarities were there on purpose, cus michael bay is in the same category IMO. Just screwing with classics. The same writers wrote transformers and the new star trek. One movie was really good and one was disaster. The difference was the guy making the calls from the chair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRS90V8BQGo.