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Title: Which would you choose??
Post by: Jaidis on January 09, 2010, 06:05:15 PM
http://www.asylum.com/2010/01/06/robert-cushnie-must-choose-between-wife-and-orc/?icid=main|
Title: Re: Which would you choose??
Post by: Trismus on January 10, 2010, 02:44:55 AM
What kind of idiot marries someone so different from him that this situation could even arise? *boggle*
Title: Re: Which would you choose??
Post by: dharq on January 10, 2010, 06:08:37 AM
He should've kept the orc, imo... Someone who exerts that much control over the other partner a year into a marriage is a really bad sign of marriage longevity.

And the whole "get rid of it or I'm out" signals a pretty strong desire to get out.
Title: Re: Which would you choose??
Post by: TheGeneral451 on January 10, 2010, 08:04:10 AM
the orc is prolly better looking, keep the orc!
Title: Re: Which would you choose??
Post by: Fleecy on January 10, 2010, 08:49:10 AM
Quote from: TheGeneral451 on January 10, 2010, 08:04:10 AM
the orc is prolly better looking, keep the orc!

What are you trying to say Zy... Canadian woman are ugly??
Title: Re: Which would you choose??
Post by: Jilinna on January 10, 2010, 09:47:23 AM
Quote from: Fleecy on January 10, 2010, 08:49:10 AM
What are you trying to say Zy... Canadian woman are ugly??

I should hope not Zy, or you will have some angry Canadian females on your hands  :laugh:
Title: Re: Which would you choose??
Post by: dharq on January 10, 2010, 09:51:42 AM
Ugly is such a negative term... couldn't we agree to use something more positive? Like Attractively-impaired? Beauty-challenged?

]:D
Title: Re: Which would you choose??
Post by: TheGeneral451 on January 10, 2010, 11:31:47 AM
This lady doesn't symbolize all canadian women does she?  Is there a metaphor i missed here?  Is the Orc the terrorists and if you choose the orc we let the terrorists win?
Title: Re: Which would you choose??
Post by: un4 on January 10, 2010, 12:43:53 PM
NSFW (language)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M[/youtube]



Title: Re: Which would you choose??
Post by: TheGeneral451 on January 10, 2010, 08:01:24 PM
NSFW (Language)

This goes with ^ That!, Freedom isn't Free it costs a Buck O Five

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5AuNrhpTBg[/youtube]