PULP FICTION, AS WRITTEN BY SHAKESPEARE

[Drygioni]

ACT I SCENE 2. A road, morning. Enter a carriage, with JULES and VINCENT, murderers.

Jules: And know'st thou what the French name cottage pie?
Vincent: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue?
Jules: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike are strange to ours, with their own history: Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house.
Vincent: What say they then, pray tell?
Jules: Hachis Parmentier.
Vincent: Hachis Parmentier! What name they cream?
Jules: Cream is but cream, only they say 'le crème'.
Vincent: What do they name black pudding?
Jules: I know not; I visited no inn it could be bought.

[Nasanna]

I like it 

[un4]

Rofl - keep it coming!

[Tanc]

sweet