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[TheGeneral451]

271

"You don't vote for kings."

"Well how'd you become king then?"

"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king."

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

[KittyPurple]

272 http://www.xkcd.com/16/

[un4]

Way to still be off on the post count

272.

[capnpop]

273

NECRO'd!

[fiere redfern]

274. The number of student loan officers I'd like to throttle. 

[Kothnok]

276. Correcting the Post Count.  "Reply Count" does not include your very first post, Un4.   

If two goose are geese, why aren't two moose meese?

[TheGeneral451]

277

finally Koth! I said the same thing and then i ganged up on and made to feel not worthy

[Zario]

278

I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!
What's wrong with it?!
I've lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps, and I lost the creeps.

[Trismus]

279

...I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES.

[un4]

280 lords a-leaping...

Mmmm.