Soulcage vs. The Terminator

[soulcage]

(He he.  A discussion with a guild member got me thinking about how I would fare in a duel between me and Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Here's my thoughts about who would win...)

It's a common understanding that warlocks are amazing in duels.  But how would a warlock fare against a greater foe?  One that is virtually immune to pain, a master in all types of weapons, a robot one-hundread times the strength of a normal human, and in between kicking butts, still has the time and charisma to be a United States governor? Yes, it's the warlock Soulcage versus Arnold aka the Terminator Schwarzenegger.

Combat Window:

Soulcage's Succubus casts seduce on the Terminator.
The Terminator flexes his biceps, Succubus is counter-seduced and stunned for 8 hours.
Soulcage casts fear.
The Terminator is immune to fear, facial expression, and good acting skills.
The Terminator punches Soulcage in the face for 500 damage.
Soulcage starts crying like a 6-year-old school girl.
Soulcage summons Democrats.
Democrats attack The Terminator's conservative policies.
The Terminator receives 5000 damage to his voters.
The Terminator shoots Soulcage with a shotgun for 200 damage.
The Terminator's chest suddenly explodes.
Soulcage reads label in exposed chest cavity "Product of Gnomish Engineering. 100% Dependeble."
Soulcage wins duel versus The Terminator.

[Tankgrl]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Soulcage&word2=the+Terminator

[Luise]

Very clever- made me laugh

[capnpop]

warlocks have deathcoil

that = "I win" button