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[un4]

166. 
I fell in love once;
I won't do it again.
I fell in love once;
I won't do it again.

I hear that men who fall in love lose their sleep.



Thanks for rezzing this

[fiere redfern]

167. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

^_^ of course =P

[un4]

168.  People often ask me how they can leave the planet, so I have prepared some brief notes.

                                 How to Leave the Planet
  1. Phone NASA.  Their phone number is (713) 483-3111.  Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
  2. If they do not cooperate, phone any firend you may have in the White House -(202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
  3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operatore for 0107-095-295-9051).  They don't seem to have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
  4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance.  His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
  5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
                                                                                  Douglas Adams
Los Angeles 1983 and
London 1985/1986

[Vengeance]

169. Why does that seem like Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy?...

[un4]

170. Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.

Because he wrote it.

[Threlin]

171. The obvious conclusion to a defensive campaign...is surrender. - Napoleon

(and for you youngin's...that's not Dynamite  )

[un4]

172.  You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

[Muridin]

173. Retreat? Nah we're advancing in a new direction!

[un4]

174. Mmm, zesty!

[fiere redfern]

175. Less filling, tastes good!

[Jandris]

Please speak slowly and use small words 

[un4]

177. Lots of people say that if you're too nice, others will walk all over you. To them I reply "Porcupines don't go around looking to stab people with their quills, but go step on one and see how it feels. Just because somebody is being nice right now doesn't mean they won't fuck you over later if it's in their best interest."

[Buzan]

178. Haven't posted in this thread for awhile .

[fiere redfern]

179. Hakuna Matata!

[Threlin]

180. Many people mistake being a Southern Gentleman as a sign of weakness. The true definition of a Southern Gentleman is that we will hold the door open for you, and call you Sir, while we're taking you outside to whup your arse...