Personals

[Caedryne]

Looking for a life, please respond in confidence to wow addict.

[Threlin]

C'mon Caedyrne, ya gotta do better than that! You'll never catch anyone with a one line personal. Try something like this:

Hi, I'm Threlin from Ironforge. SWD (Single White Dwarf) I'm 114 years old. I have red hair, I am 4' tall, weigh 250 pounds, and I'm looking for someone to spend the rest of my digital life with. I love anything outdoors, firearms and removing the skin from dead animals.

Searching for that special someone who enjoys moonlit walks in Straglethorn Vale, laughing at the Forsaken in the Undercity, and grinding for hours looking for leatherworking mats...

Kids okay, but must love hogs as I have a loyal friend who I have raised from a suckling pig. I know you're out there somewhere and I'm waiting to hear from you!

Threl

And in all seriousness, we all need a life! 

[un4]

Hello, I'm Dvalin of Westfall; I like to kill things, be sneaky, and rob people blind.  I'm looking for an amazing dagger, preferably purple.  Agility or crit rating a must.  Please contact me to set up a liason.

[Luise]

LOL!!
Very witty and clever guys:
Here goes: this will be brief and to the point: (just got back home after a 2 hr drive turned into a 6 hr nightmare- car probs on the way back from holidays-and $140 tow truck bill).

Single female human warrior- must love wow kids- and provide for them (in gold and escorts through VC and SM runs).
Looking for a rich male human priest or paladin to heal me on outings/quests, carry my excess baggage, and send me flowers/potions (or even better...gold )
This someone special needs to be very patient when I get lost and not make any blond jokes when I ask dumb questions.

If you enjoy fishing and walking along the beach killing murlocs that would be a bonus.

My idea of a first date would be to meet up in IF and possibly do a few BGs together - and see where it goes from there.

If you are interested mail Luise - only genuine toons need apply.

[un4]

Dvalin's Escort Service has just opened.  Quick, efficient, and discreet.  No need to tell your guild mates.  Call the number below for our hourly rates.

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[Caedryne]

rofl - working on new personal

[Tankgrl]

Dvalin's Escort Service has just opened.  Quick, efficient, and discreet.  No need to tell your guild mates.  Call the number below for our hourly rates.

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OMG! haha! I just choked on my drink! Now that is funny!

[Muridin]

Widowed, single male dwarf. Was a Member of the Order of the Silver Hand untill dispersment in the Third War. War veteran of the first three wars on Azeroth. Currently deployed in Outland.
Seeking hot Female/Night Elf friend, looking for a few casual dinner dates, and naked dancing. Will pay food bills.

If interested, send a letter about your self to:

Honor Hold Barracks, Hellsfire Penisula, Hell in Outland

[Genoism]

A jolly but confused dwarf, I feel as if I should really be an orc, or maybe a tauren and that somehow I ended up on the wrong side of things. I love to eat pancakes! I totally believe in polygomy - my first wife is my GM gun. An explorer at heart, I love going to places that no other simple dwarf could get to. While I dislike seeing my allies die in battlegroups I do so very much enjoy dancing with the oth...nvm. I may randomly rave about strange things like saying there are dragons on my radar while in the stormwind keep but its difficult to stop despite the guards draggin me off like some loony.