Joke

[Lyte]

My sister-in-law sent me this in an email and I wanted to share it with everyone.  It's pretty cute



Two sisters, one blonde and  one brunette, inherit the family  ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a  few years, they are in financial trouble. In
order to keep the  bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a
bull from  the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own
stock.  They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the  brunette  tells her sister,
"When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll  contact you to drive
out after me and haul it  home." The brunette  arrives at  the stockyard,
inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.   The man tells her that he will sell it
for $599 - no less. After  paying him,  she drives to the nearest town
to send her sister a  telegram & tell her  the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send  a telegram
to my sister  telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.  I need her
to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive it  here so  we  can haul
it home." The telegraph operator  explains that he'll be glad to  help her,
then adds, "It's just 99  cents a word."

Well, after paying  for  the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She
realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few
minutes of  thinking, she  nods and says, "I want you to send her the word&n bsp; 'comfortable'."
The  operator shakes his  head. "How is she ever going to know that you want
her to  hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out
here to haul that bull   back to your ranch if you send her just the word comfortable'?"

The  brunette explains,  "My sister's a blonde. The word's big. She'll read
it very  slowly.  com-for-da-bull".

[Kothnok]

lol

[Tolwen]

LOL

[Caedryne]

Hee hee LOL

[un4]

Three women were sentenced to death.

The first one, a redhead, was on the platform with the gun pressed against her temple.  She was shaking and sweating with fear.  Suddenly, her eyes grew wide, and she pointed behind the crowd, screaming "Tornado!"
Everyone turned to look, and she escaped.

The second woman had black hair.  She was kneeling on the platform with the cold muzzle of the gun against her temple, also shaking and sweating with fear.  There was a glint of hope in here eyes though, as she pointed behind the crowd, screaming "Landslide!"
Everyone turned to look, and she escaped.

The third woman was a blonde.  She too was kneeling with the gun against her head.  The blonde was seemed unfazed by the proceedings, having witnessed the escape of the other two women.  Suddenly, she gasped in shock, pointing behind the crowd and screaming "Fire!"

[Caedryne]

lol - that was bad

[un4]

How do you kill a dumb blond?







Put a scratch 'n' sniff on the bottom of a pool.

[Genoism]

How do you kill a dumb blond?



Put a scratch 'n' sniff on the bottom of a pool.

lol i like the last one but the first one u made un4 didn't make sense...maybe u screwed up somewhere :p

[Lyte]

lol geno, you didn't get that?  She yelled fire...as in hot, burning fire, but another meaning of fire is to shoot... 

[un4]

The third woman was a blonde.  She too was kneeling with the gun against her head. . . . Suddenly, she gasped in shock... screaming "Fire!"

Tada.  Minus the filler.

[Miniheidi]

they're all funny lol

[Lyte]

Bumping up the joke for those that didn't get to see it yet since it's so cute

[Luise]

LOL from the blond tank that got the joke

[Luise]

Oh..and in real life- i saw a young blonde at the shops wearing a T-shirt :
"Warning- blonde thinking".

And yes- I know I spelt "blonde" incorrectly in the last post- please don't quote it. I know.