LOL: "Pentagon researcher conjures WoW terrorist plot"

Started by usonian, September 16, 2008, 09:51:21 AM

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un4

I'm ready to serve my country.

I will monitor WoW to make sure there are no terrorists plotting to attack our country on Alexstrasza, Alliance side.

I fully expect hazard pay for this dangerous duty.
un4

Rocknlock

Maybe we could get jobs as translators while playong? lolol

elsabet

How unrealistic is this? Who has time for plots outside Azeroth between leveling alts, farming, dailies, etc. lol

Elsadrooooooooood

usonian

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"Sir, we have reports of a 'raid' being planned next Thursday in 'ZA'."
"If we switch the letters around it becomes 'AZ'.  Arizona Sir.  Their going to bomb Arizona."

<dramatic pause>

"Oh. My. God."
"Evacuate the entire state immediately."

Rocknlock

I don't think terroist could stand the ridicule from wow plaayers anyways when they go to test out their plan and fail XD

Trismus

Quote from: Usonian on September 16, 2008, 10:19:03 AM
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"Sir, we have reports of a 'raid' being planned next Thursday in 'ZA'."
"If we switch the letters around it becomes 'AZ'.  Arizona Sir.  Their going to bomb Arizona."

<dramatic pause>

"Oh. My. God."
"Evacuate the entire state immediately."


*5 minutes later*


Okay, evacuation complete, we're ready for those bastards!
Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face.