I just...

[Arcdelad]

are all ur mr. goodbar and krackel...and left u only special dark chocolates...

how u liek taht?!?

[Nixphire]

So let me get this straight...
You just are all ur mr. good bar and krackel?

I'm speechless

[Drygioni]

are
1   /ɑr; unstressed ər/
â€"verb
pres. indic. pl. and 2nd pers. sing. of be.

we/you/they form of be:
Are you hungry?
They're (= They are) very late.

are
2   /ɛər, ɑr/
â€"noun
a surface measure equal to 100 square meters, or 119.6 square yards; 1/100 of a hectare. Abbreviation: a


ate     (āt)  
v.   Past tense of eat.

[Arcdelad]

....

i ate dem....and den i put flaming bag of dog poo on yur door and rang door bell....ha!

[Arcdelad]

dry is canadian....canadians know nothin - cept hokcey...i liek hockey...

[Nixphire]

dry is canadian....canadians know nothin - cept hokcey...i liek hockey...

And yet he just took a Lit major to skool

[JohnnieRat]

Arc may be drunk?

Ate you drunk?

[Nixphire]

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

[Arcdelad]

.

[Drygioni]

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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