Character/Class Haiku

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Donnelly

February 09, 2009, 08:32:24 AM
I've been doing a lot of driving at work today and started forming various Haiku poems in my head to keep myself occupied. I think it's time for a Warcraft Character/Class Haiku thread! I searched and found some past poetry threads but thought I'd create a new one of just Haiku. Feel free to make them about other people's toons as well  :)  I'll start...

Here's my Desmonde Haiku:

Eyes Glow like Twilight
More diseases than Paris
Least I'm not gross bear

Arcdelad

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February 13, 2009, 05:51:48 AM Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 09:14:10 AM by Arcdelad
1) Wait - what did you say?
There is no CREAMER in here?
Office life is tough.

2) Stab Stab Stab Squeal Stab
Stupid gnome rogues are funny!
...Where did my health go?

3) Dual spec is so cool!
Now, Airplay can fail as BOTH
tank AND DPS!

4) Wow that really stinks...
Im glad i sit by myself!
...and here comes my boss.

Trismus

#3
February 13, 2009, 06:18:44 AM
I smack your face in
Just try to run if you can
Stop kiting me plz
Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face.

Fab

#4
February 13, 2009, 09:10:23 AM
Huge horns like a moose
My massive feet, so elite
Moonfire, moonfire, dance

Arcdelad

#5
February 13, 2009, 09:46:31 AM
4)

Damn hunter just rolled
on Journey's End - just you watch
as I steal Black Ice!

5)

Frost presence is on -
now that DK pulled aggro -
enjoy the floor son.

Tolwen

#6
February 13, 2009, 11:35:57 AM
LOLs!!!

Lynette

#7
February 13, 2009, 12:37:55 PM
A long time ago
I remember a warlock
who failed at bridges


Crusader Aura...
Prot Pally...Stealth AFK...
Wonder who this is...


We're coming for you
Malygos will die tonight
Twilight FTW!!!


Trismus

#8
February 13, 2009, 12:42:09 PM
Hey man, what is up?
Can I has arena team?
Sorry, got DK.

That last match was pain
And where did mortal strike go?
Talent point reset

I just saw a bear
I was walking through the woods
Damnit! That's not Arc :(
Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face.

un4

#9
February 13, 2009, 12:42:39 PM
"Click Elune's Tear now."
Should I do it right away?
Oh ****, the ground's close!
un4

Lynette

#10
February 13, 2009, 01:03:33 PM
Mana bomb debuff?
Gonna move close to Shadow.
She'll know what to do.


O crap! I killed her.
Hurry, unplug my system.
I'll claim I DC'd.

Gutboy

#11
February 13, 2009, 01:10:41 PM
One fine day, I'm sure,
We'll kill the last boss of WoW,
And he'll drop Gruul's shield.


"Impossible odds, mentally unbalanced foes, cramped quarters for a good punch-up... and people say Iest has no night life."
-- Cerebus

"I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but by God, they frighten me."
-- The Duke of Wellington

Haderach

#12
February 13, 2009, 03:15:34 PM
military wing
time for some huge damage guys!
oh crap, whirlwind kills


"Lord of Snaxxramas"
"Who need's a real doctor when you have my machines and their scary needles?" Dr.Zed from Borderlands
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