Enough already...

[Arcdelad]

...stop making these GD 100 calorie snack packs! I walk back to our company kitchen...and normally we have a full compliment of granola bars, yogurt, oreos, chips ahoy, and some Utz chips.....today, though, is the day before the coop delivers the food.....so all we have left are the 100 calorie packs - ritz, oreos, doritos, etc etc

I grabbed a bag of the doritos, walked back to my desk, and ripped it open - 2.3 seconds later, i scarfed the 1/3rd full bag of chips...

THEN, i swear to Cthulu that i burned more than 100 calories walking BACK to the kitchen to grab another bag, which in turn left me equally dissastified...

man...when i grab a prepackaged amount of snacks, its with the assumption its going to at least partially satisfy me....these 100 calorie packs wouldnt satisfy ally mcbeal, nicole ritchie, or even un4....for the love of all that is holy just make and buy NORMAL size snack bags, and let people just SELF MONITOR their own amount of food intake...and anyone who has a math problem should a) sprint headfirst into a brick wall, and b) use the calculator on their computer to find the proper serving size....OR...just grab a handful!

[Jarekai]

....these 100 calorie packs wouldnt satisfy ally mcbeal, nicole ritchie, or even un4....

LOL! Classic.

[Drygioni]

Come on the road with me Arc, and witness the joy that is tour catering! The excess would kill you in some cases.

[LastDyingBreath]

this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very picture of hard working white collar America, and the trials inherent in this brutal, proud line of work.

[JohnnieRat]

Are you bitching about having free food at work? I would punch a kitten if I in fact had the time to consume any food other than a couple Monster Energies and Copenhagen

[Liege]

Are you bitching about having free food at work? I would punch a kitten if I in fact had the time to consume any food other than a couple Monster Energies and Copenhagen

LMAO nice...

[Trismus]

drink molten lard imo.

[fiere redfern]

I could feel my arteries clogging up as I read that statement, Tris =(

[JohnnieRat]

I'll take a picture of my desk if you don't believe me... it truly is a rather depressing place atm since our new operating facility isn't open yet and we operate in old WWII barracks

[kajunlady]

I'll take a picture of my desk if you don't believe me... it truly is a rather depressing place atm since our new operating facility isn't open yet and we operate in old WWII barracks

maybe i havent seen a barracks in forever but arent they all kinda the same?

[Arcdelad]

picture of my desk attached...

...and yes....yes I am bitching about free office food =) becuase im not a grime covered, calloused handed, back hurting shop grunt like panzer =) my hands are soft...and the ladies like that =)

[dharq]

Ok, so I saw a statement about drinking molten lard... how about this instead?

I first heard of this through http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/post_135 ...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEBnf2E8tc4[/youtube]

[JohnnieRat]

sort of Kaj... basically this was an old school, 40 people in a large bay style building converted into small offices with some drywall and some desks and broken chairs tossed in to work with

Edit: Possibly the most sexiest office ever... my laptop had that water bottle put through the screen recently so it isn't there.

[JohnnieRat]

PS: It's a lot cleaner in there without my parachute cord clothes line in view with sweaty PT clothes

[fiere redfern]

my hands are soft...and the ladies like that =)

Pfft. As the saying goes: "I love a man with dishpan hands." Adding anymore to that would be inappropriate for these forums.