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[JohnnieRat]

106. It takes a big man to cry. But it takes a bigger man to laugh at him.

[un4]

107. CONTAINS: CARBONATED WATER, CARAMEL COLOR, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, PHOSPHORIC ACID, ASPARTAME, POTASSIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVES FRESHNESS), POTASSIUM CITRATE, CAFFEINE, ACESULFAME POTASSIUM, VANILLA EXTRACT, CITRIC ACID, CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (TO PROTECT FLAVOR).

[Jandris]

108.
Explanation Life as God created it. 
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house
and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty
years" The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I 'll give you a twenty-year life span.
" The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform.
How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span
of sixty Years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"  And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and
enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only
twenty years ? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave
back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and
bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you

[Ereeguar]

109. Moooo!

[fiere redfern]

110. (because the theatre codes list would be VERY Not Appropriate for young'uns on the forum) 

The Top 10 Things Engineering School didn't teach

10. There are at least 10 types of capacitors.
9. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.
8. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.
7. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.
6. Always try to fix the hardware with software.
5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.
4. Overtime pay? What overtime pay?
3. Managers, not engineers, rule the world.
2. If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software.
1. Dilbert is a documentary.

[un4]

111.  Tin sanitary rat in a snit.

[Odjia]

112. "Queen Gedrin! Where are you!?! You slaughtered my parents like cattle! My brother! MY SISTER!" "FOOLS! What were their lives compared to this! (takes off a mask to reveal a scar.)" "You're mad!" 

[un4]

113.  He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.

[Amberyle]

114.    All that is gold does not glitter.
              Not all those that wander are lost;
          The old that is strong does not wither,
              Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
           From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
              A light from the shadows shall spring;
           Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,
              The crownless again shall be king.

[fiere redfern]

115. Life is like a box of chocolates... ya never know whatcher gonna get.

[un4]

116. To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

[Threlin]

117. An armed society is a polite society.

[un4]

118. Old age and treachery shall overcome youth and enthusiasm.

[fiere redfern]

119. It is better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you are not.

[Threlin]

120. A man that understands a woman...is one.