Counting

[un4]

121. Women - can't live with them, can't live without them.

(Shoot Erasmus, not me!)

[fiere redfern]

122. I am a mother pheasant plucker. (Not being an actor, I forget the rest, but enunciation is key here people!)

EDIT: Wikipedia ftw!

I am a mother pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
who ever plucked a mother pheasant.
I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.

[Buzan]

123. Fiere scares me

[fiere redfern]

124. /bow I do try ^_^

[Threlin]

125. There once was a man from Nantucket...er...nevermind.

[Jandris]

126. No matter how bad things are they can always get worse.

You guys all scare me - good thing I have the drugs on my side 

[Threlin]

127. “I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.” - Lewis Grizzard (my hero, may he RIP!)

*Note to self: no such thing as an accidental needle stick with Jan* 

[fiere redfern]

128. When running from a predator, one need not be the fastest runner in the pack, nay. One only need be faster than the slowest of his fellows.

Vicodin and Morphine, Threl. And that's all I have to say about THAT subject. 

[un4]

129. Semper ubi sub ubi.

Don't mix alcohol and Vicodin...
+20 points for using my favorite vocal exercise, Fiere.

[Jandris]

130. That's always wear clean under where 

and I take my alcohol straight up 

[fiere redfern]

131. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! (Un dilly dilly, un-dullah die)

Heh, yeah.. the Drexel Players have a slightly different syntax to it, but I forget exactly what phrases they use. That one and "She slit the sheets" are my favorites - it's also funny to watch us techs try and wrap our tongues around the twisters since we only join in pre-show festivities before each performance, while the actors have been doing them since rehearsals started =)

[un4]

132.
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight

A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh

Hush my darling, don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight

A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A weema-weh
A-weema-weh A-weema weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh....

[fiere redfern]

133.

Little town, it's a quiet village.
Everyday, like the one before.
Little town, full of little people.
Waking up to say....

Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour bonjour bonjour!

There goes the baker with his tray like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town...

"Good morning Belle!"


...and that was all from memory. Gawd, I love that movie...

[un4]

134.  This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.  How he got there, I'll never know.

[Threlin]

135. I got a gun for my ex-wife...it was good trade!