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136. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

[Jandris]

137. I got a dog for my husband - also an excellent trade. 

Your southern roots are showing Threlin. 

[Threlin]

138. A divorce in the South is a lot like a tornado...any way you look at it, someone's losing a trailer!

Your southern roots are showing Threlin. 

LOL Jan.

To quote a famous sailor, "I yam what I yam!" 

[Kothnok]

139.  Tee, Eye, Double-guh, err!

[un4]

140.  Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Well gee Brain, we're already naked and we're all out of peanut butter.  Gnoff!

[Threlin]

141. I could while away the hours
        Conferrin' with the flowers
      Consultin' with the rain
        And my head, I'd be scratchin'
      While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
        If I only had a brain.

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142. The meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything ... times 10!

Either that or...

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room! A rubber room. With rats. Rubber rats. Rats? I hate rats! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once.... *bounces*

EDIT: I obviously can't multiply, either. /sigh...

[un4]

143.  The meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything ... times 3.40!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/panda.php

[fiere redfern]

144. Pefect square, ahoy!

[Threlin]

145. When asked how long he'd be in the hospital for his heart surgery (24AUG04), Rodney Dangerfield replied:
If all goes well, about a week. If not, about an hour-and-a-half. 

I miss ya, Rodney!

[fiere redfern]

146. Yogi Berra ftw! (yeah, I'm a Yankees fan =P)

- "I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."
- "Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."
- "Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting."
- "It gets late early out there." -- Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium.
- "Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time.
- "I'd say he's done more than that." -- When asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations for the current season. (Donny Baseball!)
- "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- "I didn't really say everything I said."

[Emmalina]

147. If you get in the express line in the grocery store with exactly 15 items, throw them on the conveyor belt, then pick up a pack of gum from the impulse rack, have you broken the rules by purchasing 16 items, or are you safe by originally entering the line with 15?

[Threlin]

148. What makes Teflon stick to the pan?

And Emma I believe that is indeed a violation of the Express Lane Control Act of 1998...

[Jandris]

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

[Tassie]

150. What if the Hokey Pokie IS what it's all about?